I'm a photographer from Phoenix, AZ. I specialize in band, portrait, and travel photography.

I'm a commercial photographer. I've probably taken your picture, or your favorite bands picture. If I haven't, let's change that.

Since Johnny Cash died, I have worn black. I can recite Pi to 6,327 digits, and I have discovered the meaning of life and the source of the big bang. I try to move like I have a purpose. I have set trends, and bucked the system.

Randy Pausch changed my life.

I am a published author in over 8 countries. You may have read my renowned book discussing the interpersonal cliques of Eupetaurus cinereus causing the demoralization of the family Sciuridae.

I am a convincing liar, yet I always tell the truth. I regularly bowl 300, and my "pinging" has earned me international fame in table tennis circles. I only play in high stakes UNO tournaments.

During the grunge craze, I didn't wear plaid. I invented a new filtration process for bourbon whiskey, but didn't patent it. I appreciate beauty in all things. I am a classically trained chef, a revolutionary thinker, and a merciless adversary.

I have dined in the company of Kurt Cobain, Ed McMahon, and Betty White.

I once placed first in a national online gaming tournament when I was twelve. My call-sign will get you shot in Beijing if mentioned in public.

I am the owner of two French Bulldogs. I am married to my best friend. She, being much more accomplished than I am, recently interpreted the Dead Sea Scrolls, correctly.